Computer Jokes.

Computer jokes.

The little girl sneaked up behind her dad as he was logging onto the home computer. Suddenly she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family,

"I know daddy's password! I know daddy's password!"

"What is it?" her brother asked eagerly. Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell. - Author Unknown

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows.

" The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."

Computer Users' Prayer

Dear God,
Help me log on without fretting
Guide me as I'm interneting
Bless my downloading and uploading
Keep my browser from exploding
May my website be protected
Let not my password be rejected
Keep my line connection clear
And let tech support be always near
Please keep all my programs alive
And be sure to back up my hard drive
And protect my computer from catching a virus
And end up crashing
Amen